Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
pray to the hookup gods
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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