just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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