i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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