we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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