i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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