what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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