erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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