what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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