Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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