so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
