Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize