It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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