you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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