i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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