Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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