I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
porn star boner night. come get it.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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