I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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