bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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