I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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