I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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