Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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