Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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