Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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