bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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