just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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