was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
