your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
