You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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