he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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