Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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