i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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