I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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