shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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