Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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