What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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