This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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