And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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