How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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