i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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