some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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