guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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