This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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