think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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