so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
God, I missed his penis.
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