the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
it's like iHOP with fire
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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