I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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