Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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