I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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