if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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