You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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