sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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