he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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