The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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