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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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