Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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