Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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