it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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