he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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